A boot on the necks of America-hating liberals.

Friday, March 27, 2009

Earth Hour!

Saturday at 8:30 p.m. local time is Earth Hour! All the pin-headed true believers who worship Gore-bull warming are going to turn off their lights for an hour and shiver in the dark like a bunch of cave-dwelling retards. How ironic that we're supposed to get record amounts of "global warming"--the fluffy white kind--tomorrow.

In honor of Earth Hour, I'm going to celebrate too! I'm going to turn on all the lights in the house, all the televisions, all the computers, and anything else I can find. I'll drive around for an hour in my F150 getting 15 mpg or less. The thermostat in the house will be set on 75 degrees (I'm from Texas and I like it hot).

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Counting down the days until this hits the theaters: