What the hell are they smoking?

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Sometimes, you just have to wonder what kind of crack the voters smoke in some of those eastern districts. I see Barney Frank was re-elected to his 16th term in Congress. Why? Besides the little matter of his boyfriend running a homosexual prostitution ring out of Frank's apartment, don't they remember that Bawney Fwank was one of the architects of the financial meltdown of 2008? The only thing I can think of is that as a result of the prostitution ring, he has compromising pictures of the majority of voters in his district. I cannot imagine any other reason this weasel could get re-elected.

Next, we have Blumenthal. The guy flat-out lied repeatedly about having served in--I repeat, IN--Vietnam, when he actually never did, then tried to back-pedal with the most inauthentic-sounding story I've ever heard. Somehow, though, he got elected.

In Delaware, the voters picked self-proclaimed Marxist and condescending snob Coons over O'Donnell, even though O'Donnell schooled Mr. Smarty-Pants on the Constitution at their debate. The lamestream media were complicit in Coons' win; somehow a TV station "forgot" to air her 30-minute infomercial, not once, but twice. They also helped ridicule her supposed lack of Constitutional knowledge despite the fact that she was correct and her opponent was wrong.

A little farther south, in Virginia, Jim Moran (pronounced "MOR-on") got elected despite his disrespectful comments regarding not only his opponent, Colonel Patrick Murray, but also all military veterans, including both myself and BillyBob. Why would any real American vote for this weasel?

I was really hoping to see Jacob Turk win against Emanuel the tax cheat Cleaver III, but it wasn't to be. Turk started out with a good lead, but it wasn't long before Cleaver overtook him. It's not surprising, though, considering all the lazy, handout-dependent constituents Cleaver has. Maybe he let Turk take the lead initially so he would know how many ballot boxes he needed to "find" to win the election.